Crawfish down in Mississippi y’all!
Chéquense a este cuate preparándose ostiones en el metro de NY… Necesito más amigos como él
Look at this guy shucking oysters on the NYC Subway, needless to say I need to befriend him.
being a human is so weird
This feels so good to my brain
"If you aren’t gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all." ― Johnny Cash
|—||J.D. Salinger in The Catcher in the Rye (via not-an-asshole)|
I want to start a band called Mumford & Puns and all we do is make puns to aggressive banjo music.
|—||Lisa Unger (via moaka)|
My friend randomly set me up a Ok Cupid profile and I’m getting a lot of messages and “likes”.
Guys, what is my life?
100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this